Online Marketing Mercenary for Hire

My Horoscope from yesterday needs to be made public. It was so relevant that when I read it to my mom, she thought I was making it up on the spot! Here goes:

Mars, planet of energy, moves in your favor this week, so there can be no more excuses for not getting your act together, either in your private life or in your work. Put yourself about, make sure your face is known and before you know it you will be getting offers left, right and center. Rarely have you been so in touch with what you really want out of life. Rarely will you have a better chance to get it.

There you have it! What more can be said? I need to get out there MORE. With regards to energy, I have resumed the daily intake of a multi-vitamin. And I worked out with a personal trainer the past three days. If things proceed as planned, by summer’s end, I can win the Mr. Affiliate Award. Like every religious Jewish male, my exercising goal is to look divine in a two-piece bathing suit; swimming trunks and a waterproof kippa. Who knows? Maybe I’ll even post a pic of my six-pack on revenews.com….(Beth, don’t hold your breath. If it happens, it happens. However, just requesting that you try focusing on work until September….)

Not only was this my horoscope…it came from the NY Post! So there!

So ladies & gents, fellow online marketing peers & revenews.com junkies; it has been three-weeks since I’ve had a real job. I’d love to get back in the game; full time, part time, consulting etc. Any suggestions? Of course, in exchange for you help, I will be forever indebted. FYI, I have moved back to the USA; Miami area. Anyone want to party? Email me!

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