Google’s Latest: Ads Inside of Ads

A source I have inside Google headquarters has leaked some astounding new information about Google’s aggresive plan regarding ads. As we all know, Google has recently announced plans to offer CPM ads, and most recently the ability to put ads directly into RSS feeds.

My source, Skippy, not his real name, has uncovered Google’s plan to put ads inside of ads. The program is called Google AdChoke, and is about to be unveiled in the coming weeks.

Google AdChoke is revolutionary because it’s the first to put ads right inside of other ads. For example, if you have an ad in your RSS feed about Microsoft Office, Google AdChoke will cleverly place an ad inside that ad, that might be about software or tacos, it depends on your content.

Skippy has also seen mention in company memos about the launch of ads inside ads, inside of more ads, but the difference is, the ads inside of the ads are not marked as ads with the traditional ‘Ads by Goooooogle’ mark. Instead, that is being replaced with ‘This Isn’t An Ad, OOOOOK?’

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If you’ve read this far, you’ve obviously (hopefully) realized that what I’ve written above is satire…fake…made up. Just having a little fun with the 800 pound Gorilla.

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